You've Really Out-Done Yourself This Time, Cold Stone.

Need I say more?

Oh, pippin apple....I love you.

You're not too sweet and the just the right amount of tart...

You'd probably be so good in a dessert.

Not to mention you keep me from actually eating dessert.

Please never leave me pippin apple.

?

It's disappointing when you realize that someone you thought was cool and you held in high regard for a number of years is actually just an insecure weirdo with mixed-up priorities.

I know, I know.

Aside from my gold catcher's mitt w/silver baseball necklace, these are my favorite new pieces of jewelry:

Thanks Shell!

Oh wow.

Miranda sent me this. It's the worst thing I've ever

seen. Love you Mamby. <3

FOR YOUR REFERENCE.

For those of you who don't already know:

there - I'm headed over there now.

their - Their ice cream melted. :(

they're - They're not acting right.

here - Do you have to do that right here?!

hear - I can't hear you over the blaring reggaeton.

then - You can go ahead then.

than - I'd rather shave my head than have hair like hers.

who's - Who's the hobag?

whose - Whose drink is this?

accept - I accept the fact that you need to bring that pillowcase everywhere.

except - I like you except for your chronic halitosis.

affect - How will my lazy eye affect my chances of going out with you?

effect - Team Douchebag is in full effect.

your - Give me your lunch money.

you're - You're pretty. :)

to - You're going to drive me crazy.
too - I ate too much.

our - This is our car.
are - Are you going to the game?

Archeology Can Be Fun.

Gold nipples.

Weeeeener.

I wish I didn't have man hands.

It was even creepier when it wasn't blurry and there wasn't a noticeable glare in front of it. (Apparently that's how you spell "noticeable". I don't like it.)