Oh. My. God.

I think it's safe to say that I'm an expert when it comes to creating fat-kid stuff to eat.
It's more of a private affair - and I maybe tell a few people who can appreciate my creativity.
However, I'm always surprised (and congratulatory) when someone else has thought of something equally hilarious and markets it to the public.

Exibit A:
The Double Down @ KFC

It also comes grilled. Not sure if that makes it any less ridiculous.

Basically, it's a cheese and bacon sandwich with 2 pieces of chicken as the bread. I'm appalled and smitten all at once.

More.

Turkey Makes Me Tired.

Wednesday I got out of work early so I made the 2:30 bus down to Philly.
1. Boston Market
2. Transporter 3
3. The Barbary

Thursday I went to my mom's and hung out with my sister.
My mom, aunt, sister, and I had dinner and then just hung out around the house.
At around 10:30, my sister's friend Michelle picked us up and we drove to these outlets for midnight shopping.
We didn't get much, but we did, however, end up with buffalo bleu cheese dip. Delicious.
We went to sleep at about 6 am.

Friday we went to lunch at Nifty Fifty's with my mom and her boyfriend.
I got this amazing chicken sandwich.
We went shopping the rest of the day and picked up Miranda around 6:30.
Miranda stayed over and we watched movies and made cookies.
I was supposed to go to Beth's mom's house in Jersey for "Thanksgiving 2" but I didn't make it. :(

Saturday I took Miranda to get a haircut and took pictures of her to bring to the scouting agency.
She's so cute.
She has an appointment with them again on Thursday.
My mom made pizzelles for me since I was out all day.
1. Fish sandwiches
2. Philippe's
3. Cosi
4. The Barbary

Today I picked up my dad and Miranda and we went to lunch for my dad's birthday. Michelle and my aunt came too.
I got on the 4:00 bus and didn't get home until 7:30.
I'm tired.

Top of the Muffin to You!

I'm turning into this:



I'm somehow still rocking size 4 pants today.
I kinda want to unbutton them. Aw man....

Aw man....

There's a table at work where people put food they want to share.
There's a Popeye's box over there and I have a feeling it has buscuits in it...fluffy, buttery biscuits...
I wish I didn't feel like a fatass lately. I'd totally eat whatever's in there.

Might I add that I stumbled upon a website called lovethatchicken.com?

D.U.F.F.

So I've been dieting for a week - and when I look back, I "cheated" a little more than I wanted to. Mostly last weekend. I've even been eating this nasty non-fat plain yogurt for breakfast. It's painful.
I haven't made any progress. I really want to look nice for Beth's wedding. Of the 3 bride's maids, I don't want to be the chubby one. :(