Balls Indeed.

Meatball Shop,

I love you more than life itself.

Oh. My. God.

I think it's safe to say that I'm an expert when it comes to creating fat-kid stuff to eat.
It's more of a private affair - and I maybe tell a few people who can appreciate my creativity.
However, I'm always surprised (and congratulatory) when someone else has thought of something equally hilarious and markets it to the public.

Exibit A:
The Double Down @ KFC

It also comes grilled. Not sure if that makes it any less ridiculous.

Basically, it's a cheese and bacon sandwich with 2 pieces of chicken as the bread. I'm appalled and smitten all at once.

More.

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell is that?

Here I am talking to Mario at Andy's Young Robots party last week:

The face doesn't bother me so much since I was talking, but what's up with those sausage arms?

Do I really look that much different in pictures than I do in the mirror?

Why do I have no chin in pictures? Do I have no chin in real life?

Why do I look like a tub in pictures? Do I look like a tub in real life?

Am I more of a sausage than I suspected?

What's going on here?

I'll end with this picture from the same party since I don't have a double chin and you can't really tell how sausagy my arms are. The funny thing is that the only reason I have that t shirt on is because when I was getting dressed I was cold and didn't feel like taking it off. It doesn't even go with everything else I have on. Way to go big loser.

lil Nay (heart) cookies.

Choosing a Cookie of the Month Club has been quite difficult for me - what with the pricing and all. But, with the way I spend money on desserts throughout the year though, it might just about even out.

(Carolina Cookies)

Oh man.

If I ever get married, I hope to remind myself to get a cake like this:

(I stay up on my cakewrecks.)

I do however think the groom should be dressed like PeeWee and the bride like Miss Yvonne. Ooo..or Dottie.

My prayers have been answered.

A Sonic is opening in Philly. Buttery Texas toast and bacon and cheese make everything taste better.

Not to mention it's delivered to you in your car by someone wearing rollerskates.

You've Really Out-Done Yourself This Time, Cold Stone.

Need I say more?

Oh, pippin apple....I love you.

You're not too sweet and the just the right amount of tart...

You'd probably be so good in a dessert.

Not to mention you keep me from actually eating dessert.

Please never leave me pippin apple.

The Bible Tells Me So.

I eat this every morning:

I crave it on my way to work. Everyday. I've got my mom eating it too.

I also eat Ezekiel bread:

I tried the pasta once, but I cooked it too long and it stuck together.

The recipes came from the Bible. It's just made from sprouted grains and it's flourless.

I think I'm obsessed with it.

PYT.

So....I'm constantly getting Tommy Up emails about PYT....and I have yet to go there...however the pictures of the food are amazing...for instance, this was today's email:

Today we have are debuting the new Serious Grilled Cheese at PYT with Cheddar, Bacon & Tomato on toasted Martin's Potato Bread.

To introduce it properly to the world you can redeem this e-mail for a FREE SERIOUS GRILLED CHEESE TODAY FROM 5-7PM.

This offer is valid today, Friday October 2nd only from 5-7pm & seats will fill up fast. JUST PRINT THIS OUT & SHOW IT TO YOUR SERVER OR BARTENDER. (If you are fan of the Boursin Grilled Cheese, just ask your server to substitute Boursin for Cheddar, or select Goat Cheese, American, Provolone, Cheez Whiz, Blue Cheese or Swiss...yummmm).

Feel free to forward to your friends & spread the gooey, cheesy love all around.

Damn.

I'm craving torrone.

My name is René and I'm an addict.

I could never really control myself at times when Duplex cookies were involved.
I could eat them all day.
ALL DAY.
They have (the above) pack in the vending machine at work, which is a bad idea in my case.
This morning there was a pack of them open for everyone to share and I def took 3.
And I admit, that in the past I've eaten the whole thing...all 15 or so...and wished I had more.
I still think it's pretty amazing - it's like finding some kind of treasure in the vending machine - or it's almost like when you put money in, and 2 packs of whatever it is you wanted fall down.

Turkey Makes Me Tired.

Wednesday I got out of work early so I made the 2:30 bus down to Philly.
1. Boston Market
2. Transporter 3
3. The Barbary

Thursday I went to my mom's and hung out with my sister.
My mom, aunt, sister, and I had dinner and then just hung out around the house.
At around 10:30, my sister's friend Michelle picked us up and we drove to these outlets for midnight shopping.
We didn't get much, but we did, however, end up with buffalo bleu cheese dip. Delicious.
We went to sleep at about 6 am.

Friday we went to lunch at Nifty Fifty's with my mom and her boyfriend.
I got this amazing chicken sandwich.
We went shopping the rest of the day and picked up Miranda around 6:30.
Miranda stayed over and we watched movies and made cookies.
I was supposed to go to Beth's mom's house in Jersey for "Thanksgiving 2" but I didn't make it. :(

Saturday I took Miranda to get a haircut and took pictures of her to bring to the scouting agency.
She's so cute.
She has an appointment with them again on Thursday.
My mom made pizzelles for me since I was out all day.
1. Fish sandwiches
2. Philippe's
3. Cosi
4. The Barbary

Today I picked up my dad and Miranda and we went to lunch for my dad's birthday. Michelle and my aunt came too.
I got on the 4:00 bus and didn't get home until 7:30.
I'm tired.