MY Life.

I Google myself from time to time...today a link came up with information that I wish wasn't accessible to the public. It lead to this:

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WHAT?!!

Pony Party.

Apparently a horse and pony aren't the same thing.
I don't know why it took me 26 years to learn this, but it's true.
Horses are beautiful and majestic.

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A pony is more like this:

Side note - the accuracy of the My Little Pony dolls is amazing.

Ick.

I drank this.

Ummm....

My friend Melissa mentioned this to me today, and I thank her for that.

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Dear Artist That Designed Chris Brown's New Album Cover,

What the hell?

From, René

Candyman.

Apparently there's going to be a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken doll.

At least he comes with that little dog.

Childhood Heroes.

Last night my dad called me to tell me that PeeWee was going to be on Jay Leno.
Not Paul Reubens, but PeeWee Herman.
And he was.
It started out funny...he showed off his "abstinence ring" and told childhood stories...but then it got weird when the conversation shifted toward "snack time".
As it turns out, it was a plug for Smart for Life cookies.
You disappointed me PeeWee. :(
My dad called me afterward and we talked about how disappointed we both were. But apparently PeeWee's not the only celebrity that's joined the Smart for Life club....

Ralph the Penguin.

I just find this bizarre.

The Train.

I saw the girl with the beady eyes again.
This makes the 3rd time I've seen her.
Today she was wearing black wide leg workout pants with a brown tee shirt.
She had something stuck to her butt.
Could've been gum.
She had dirt under her nails again, and was reading a book with a giant clip to hold her place.
She had one of those 2-tier low pony tails that girls used to wear in the 90s.
Apparently she has a tattoo on her arm that almost wanted to have a tribal feel.
It was just a bunch of little swirls creating a band around her bicep.
She was standing with her backpack between her feet - and there were roller blades secured to the sides.
She also had another bag she was wearing diagonally across her body - it was light blue and really dirty.
Again she was eating something, but this time with a fork.
And she had coffee.
I'm not sure how she read the book, held on to her food, ate it with a fork, and held her coffee, but she did.
Oh! And I almost forgot the BEST PART! She had these shoes on - just like those toe socks - but they were shoes! They looked like they could've been rubber or something, and each toe had its own compartment - like a glove...
What's going on?
What does she do everyday?
Who does she surround herself with?
Why? Just...why?

Ew.

This creeps me out.

http://cuddleparty.com/

Fun Night.

I feel like Andrew WK in this outfit.

This morning this girl got on the train who was rather unfortunate looking.
She had stringy hair, a mole on her chin, and beady eyes.
Her lips were big and chapped.
She was eating a bagel with cream cheese, and put her hand at my eye level on the pole.
She had dirty fingernails.
She also had cream cheese on her big, cracked lips and it was making me nauseous.
Even after she was finished eating, she made no attempt at removing the cream cheese.
She had some book with puzzles in it, and she ripped a page out to work on.
The puzzle was called, "Don't mean a thing (encore)"
It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
There were numbers and rows of boxes and she was just filling in certain boxes with her pencil.
I'm assuming at the end there'd be a picture left, but I don't really get how you solve the puzzle.

I'm not one to judge - especially things that people can't help, but I also noticed that she was wearing a wedding band.
That desperately made me want to know what her "other half" is like.

Something's Wrong With Me.

I never really have crushes on celebrities.
I used to have a crush on Mos Def, but that faded.
Miranda wanted to watch a movie on demand last night, so we put on Pirates of the Caribbean 3. (She owns the first 2)
So we're watching them, and we get to the part where they find Capt Jack Sparrow, and as it turns out, I have a crush on him. I don't usually have a crush on Johnny Depp - but for some reason, I had a crush on him as a dirty, crazy pirate who wears make up and has dreads.
I don't have anything more to say.
Don't tell anyone.

Bizaare. O. World.

Please explain to me what's going on here:




Apparently the elegance that emanates from these girls can be seen from across Union Square. They sat down next to me on the steps and this guy comes from behind me, hits me in the head with his bag, and goes straight for them, telling them how elegant they are and that he can tell by their outfits that they're not from New York. They're not. They're from Baltimore and apparently he's some famous photographer whose name I didn't catch. He kept going on and on about their style and how he doesn't see that anymore and he just has to take their picture because they're going in his book. One of these girls claims to be an actress, one claims to be a singer, and the other claims to be a model. They also claimed that people had been staring at them all day because of the way they're dressed.
All I can say is that I can shop at American Apparel, H&M, and Forever 21 too, where this sort of pre-packaged look is readily available. We all can. It's really not hard to capture that "Straight Out the Gallery Elegance".




I liked these girls because they had matching bracelets like Ana and me. Awwww.