A Game of Catch...Up.

HOT DOG BUTTERFLY.

Big Gay Ice Cream Truck

I'm confused as to the purpose of this, but it's still kinda funny.
I saw the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck today, and as I didn't get a picture of it, here is the logo:


And there it is.

The Train.

I saw the girl with the beady eyes again.
This makes the 3rd time I've seen her.
Today she was wearing black wide leg workout pants with a brown tee shirt.
She had something stuck to her butt.
Could've been gum.
She had dirt under her nails again, and was reading a book with a giant clip to hold her place.
She had one of those 2-tier low pony tails that girls used to wear in the 90s.
Apparently she has a tattoo on her arm that almost wanted to have a tribal feel.
It was just a bunch of little swirls creating a band around her bicep.
She was standing with her backpack between her feet - and there were roller blades secured to the sides.
She also had another bag she was wearing diagonally across her body - it was light blue and really dirty.
Again she was eating something, but this time with a fork.
And she had coffee.
I'm not sure how she read the book, held on to her food, ate it with a fork, and held her coffee, but she did.
Oh! And I almost forgot the BEST PART! She had these shoes on - just like those toe socks - but they were shoes! They looked like they could've been rubber or something, and each toe had its own compartment - like a glove...
What's going on?
What does she do everyday?
Who does she surround herself with?
Why? Just...why?

It never ends.

I saw a commercial for this today, and it just doesn't feel right.

You can get either Happy Chia Obama:


Or Determined Chia Obama:


For more info, check out www.chiaobama.com. I love the little guy at the bottom corner with the podium.
Capitalism. It's a hell of a drug.