Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oh, pippin apple....I love you.
You're not too sweet and the just the right amount of tart...
You'd probably be so good in a dessert.

Not to mention you keep me from actually eating dessert.
Please never leave me pippin apple.

Friday, October 23, 2009


It's disappointing when you realize that someone you thought was cool and you held in high regard for a number of years is actually just an insecure weirdo with mixed-up priorities.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I know, I know.

Aside from my gold catcher's mitt w/silver baseball necklace, these are my favorite new pieces of jewelry:

Thanks Shell!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Oh wow.

Miranda sent me this. It's the worst thing I've ever
seen. Love you Mamby. <3


For those of you who don't already know:

there - I'm headed over there now.
their - Their ice cream melted. :(
they're - They're not acting right.

here - Do you have to do that right here?!
hear - I can't hear you over the blaring reggaeton.

then - You can go ahead then.
than - I'd rather shave my head than have hair like hers.

who's - Who's the hobag?
whose - Whose drink is this?

accept - I accept the fact that you need to bring that pillowcase everywhere.
except - I like you except for your chronic halitosis.

affect - How will my lazy eye affect my chances of going out with you?
effect - Team Douchebag is in full effect.

your - Give me your lunch money.
you're - You're pretty. :)

to - You're going to drive me crazy.
too - I ate too much.

our - This is our car.
are - Are you going to the game?

Monday, October 19, 2009

Archeology Can Be Fun.

Gold nipples.


I wish I didn't have man hands.

It was even creepier when it wasn't blurry and there wasn't a noticeable glare in front of it. (Apparently that's how you spell "noticeable". I don't like it.)