Monday, November 30, 2009

Oh man.

If I ever get married, I hope to remind myself to get a cake like this:

(I stay up on my cakewrecks.)
I do however think the groom should be dressed like PeeWee and the bride like Miss Yvonne. Ooo..or Dottie.

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Boyfriend.

Maybe it's just me - or the fact that I work in the fashion industry, but everyone's been talking about the "boyfriend look". We have the boyfriend cardigan, the boyfriend jean, the boyfriend t shirt, the boyfriend sweatpant, and I'm pretty sure we also have some kind of boyfriend jacket.
I think it takes a certain type of girl to be able to pull this look off successfully, and she has to be skinny and ridiculously good looking.
Skinny because in order to wear most of the "boyfriend" styles, you can't have much shape to your body. Everything's baggy. It's not cute if you're curvy or thick in the slightest.
Ridiculously good looking because there needs to be some sort of balance if you're going to appear to be bumming it - or to pull off looking like you borrowed your boyfriend's clothes. It really takes a special kind of girl to look good when wearing over-sized sweatpants.
I had to get rid of my favorite sweatpants. They were little boys' sweatpants I got at Conway when I was sick. Not only were they cheap, but they fit really well and they were comfy.
I would call them a boyfriend sweatpant but better because they were slimmer. I miss them.
I hope to someday get to the point where I can pull off looking like I just rolled out of bed and threw on my boyfriend's clothes. Until then, I'll just look like I rolled out of bed and threw on my own clothes.
I wish I had a visual for this post. I hate it when there's no picture.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


I'm searching for American pressed glass/Depression glass pieces for my new apartment.

I think I'd like an assortment of cobalt, vaseline, and ruby. I really like the milky glass too. It's so pretty.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009


I drank this.

Forever Known as Digger Dan

There's a place up the street from me that rents out Digger Dans.
(AKA backhoes)
I only learned a few years ago that the proper name for Digger Dan is "backhoe".
Personally, I prefer Digger Dan.

Monday, November 16, 2009


My friend Melissa mentioned this to me today, and I thank her for that.

Please click the below image to enlarge.

Dear Artist That Designed Chris Brown's New Album Cover,

What the hell?

From, René

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

I'm the saddest girl alive.

I've gotten rid of a lot of things in my apartment. It broke my heart to see this outside in the trash tonight:

I made this with my Mom-Mom when I was really little. I'm going to miss it.

My prayers have been answered.

A Sonic is opening in Philly. Buttery Texas toast and bacon and cheese make everything taste better.

Not to mention it's delivered to you in your car by someone wearing rollerskates.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Monday, November 2, 2009

Sunday, November 1, 2009


Apparently there's going to be a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken doll.
At least he comes with that little dog.

How else do you know where you stand without eye contact?


This was at McDonald's. I think it should be up all the time.

Lady Gaga's got nothing on Miranda. Nothing.