Who the hell is that?

Who the hell is that?

Here I am talking to Mario at Andy's Young Robots party last week:

The face doesn't bother me so much since I was talking, but what's up with those sausage arms?

Do I really look that much different in pictures than I do in the mirror?

Why do I have no chin in pictures? Do I have no chin in real life?

Why do I look like a tub in pictures? Do I look like a tub in real life?

Am I more of a sausage than I suspected?

What's going on here?

I'll end with this picture from the same party since I don't have a double chin and you can't really tell how sausagy my arms are. The funny thing is that the only reason I have that t shirt on is because when I was getting dressed I was cold and didn't feel like taking it off. It doesn't even go with everything else I have on. Way to go big loser.