From March - Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow.

Miranda was dead-on when she said this rhino looked like an egg roll.

Why would you sit so close to that?







I love her shiny gold hat.

The Dream Dictionary can't handle me.

So I figured out what it meant when I was dreaming about toilets.
But...last night I had a dream that a male friend of mine (no one I know in real life) was in some show and was partnered with Beyoncé.
They had to perform some song - almost like karaoke - except when it was time to start, my friend didn't know what to do because he didn't know the song, so he started acting goofy.
Beyoncé, on the other hand, knew the song inside and out, and I said to the person sitting next to me in the "audience" - "That's not fair - she had to perform that before. She knows the song."
I woke up this morning with the line "...all the single ladies...all the single ladies..." in my head.
It's still there.

Horror-scope

Relationships may be just as interesting to you as always, but unless you are able to sink in beneath the polite social graces, you'll be left feeling unsatisfied now. You are longing for more and, one way or another, you'll get it as your key planet Venus joins feisty Mars in spontaneous Aries. Just don't push too hard or you might inadvertently push away the very thing you're attempting to attract.

I always find it interesting what google has to say about me everyday.
Do I try too hard to make friends?
haha I honestly don't think I try hard enough.

We're Coming Out of the Kitchen

I especially like the part where the guy is doing the guitar solo.

Happy Birthday Ana!!!

Dear Miss Ana,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I'm so happy that I met you!!
I appreciate all the time, ideas, and experiences we share. (Nomo)
And I appreciate that you always listen to me complain about things - as insignificant as they may be.
You always know what to say and how to make me feel better.
I hope you have a great day! You deserve it!

<3 René

BS.

You have trouble focusing on your work today and the more you isolate yourself from others, the more distracted you are. You don't need to worry about anyone else diverting your attention now; your own mental gyrations are enough to keep you plenty busy. You won't solve this dilemma with brute force; give yourself permission to wander off into a daydream. When you come back to reality, you'll be twice as productive.

I know what's distracting me, and I'm mad that I'm letting it. I doubt a daydream will help.

Lots of new pictures soon.
I have over 400 that I need to sift through.
Sifting through clothes tonight.
I need help.
Anyone want some giveaways?

Happy Birthday Miranda!!

You're getting so tall.

Stupid pointless post.

I'm sure a lot of people have seen this already, but it still makes me laugh uncontrollably.

It's happening again....

I can feel it.

:(