Miran-DUH, MisMELLY, Renoodi Cardoodi

We've never looked better.

I ripped my pants getting on this ride.

Before.

After.

Congratulations Mel!

Living the dream.

MY Life.

I Google myself from time to time...today a link came up with information that I wish wasn't accessible to the public. It lead to this:

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(After I scrolled down)

WHAT?!!

Happy Birthday Little Mamby!

The Ringshot.

It just seems like you'd have more control with this.

You can probably keep your hand steadier.

Shira Nohan designed some other cool stuff too. Google her.

Oh. My. God.

I think it's safe to say that I'm an expert when it comes to creating fat-kid stuff to eat.
It's more of a private affair - and I maybe tell a few people who can appreciate my creativity.
However, I'm always surprised (and congratulatory) when someone else has thought of something equally hilarious and markets it to the public.

Exibit A:
The Double Down @ KFC

It also comes grilled. Not sure if that makes it any less ridiculous.

Basically, it's a cheese and bacon sandwich with 2 pieces of chicken as the bread. I'm appalled and smitten all at once.

More.

All the Single Ladies:

Check out Cam's big muscles.

There's No Place Like NY.

You know summer's coming when you spend an hour out of your Saturday night drinking 22s of Stella at Washington Sq park while being entertained by 2 men with a piano singing songs from the 60s-80s in the middle of an empty fountain.
This is going to be a good summer.

The Aftermath.

Freshie.

Lift and separate.

And now they're going out.

Above photo by Dan Brenner.