The Future.

I found these cars when I was looking for cheap toy monster trucks.
They're so awesome.
They're $34.99 though - so my kid wouldn't be getting one.

Thank you, Rick Levine. Thank you.

Optimism fades into realism today as your big ideas collide with a serious dose of the truth. You weren't purposefully avoiding the facts; it's just that some of them were hidden from your view. Now, finally, you get to see what you were missing, and it's enough to make you doubt your previous wisdom. But don't be too hard on yourself if you didn't know then what you know now. Just make the best choices possible in the present moment and get on with your life.

How does this guy know so much about what's going on in my life?
I definitely made a huge realization today. And the above horoscope describes my situation to a T.

Data Park! Data Park!

How awesome is this?
(Click to enlarge)

It's one of the most magnificent things I've ever seen, and I had the privilege of previewing it back in March when I visited Salt Lake City, Utah. According to the artist himself, "...it was only on this fence in a vacant lot downtown for a few days. I will be making several more dog themed paintings this week and plan on going wheat pasting."

I'm so excited to see what's next in this series!

Yay Google Horoscope!

You must deliver on the promises you recently made and you can't afford to drop the ball on a previous commitment. You have some hard work in front of you, and today you are compulsive about taking care of business. Don't let anything pull you so far off course now that you forget what you initially set out to do. Just get started while the force is with you, and you could accomplish superhero acts.

I'd say the force is with me.
Last night I watched "I'm a Celebrity - Get me Out of Here" while I glued rhinestones.

Hey remember when I used to wear big hoop earrings and wear "street" brands?
*Remember when I used to have that short haircut and when I grew it out, I'd forgotten that I had curly hair?
*Remember when I used to wear big belt buckles and nice sneakers? My belt always matched my shoes and bag.
*Remember when I used to wear those tight jeans?
*Remember when I used to actually follow through with my ideas?
*Remember when we used to go to Shampoo every Wednesday and we had names for all of the "scene" kids?
Whatever happened to "Jacket Kid" aka Nicky Money? He invited us to an afterparty once in Upper Darby, but we had school the next day, so we didn't go. LOL We heard a rumor that he stabbed someone and was going to jail for 3 years. That was about 6 years ago. Hmmm.....

I want to be the 19 year old me again.

TO DO LIST.

1. Nail project
2. Bike project
3. Juice box project
4. Ring pop project
5. Tee shirt project
6. Onesies

This is my problem. I'm at work all day...but I want to work on all of the above when I get home...so I really don't get much of anything done.

I need to:
a. Quit my job
b. Stop sleeping
c. Get an assistant
d. Just do one project at a time

Not to mention Project René.

What Will They Think of Next?

http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com is a funny idea, but not many of the things in the pictures look like cocknballs.

I'm craving torrone.

Word???

This covers a lot that I've been over-analyzing.

You are ready to enjoy yourself today, but it might not be as simple as you expect. You are willing to play, yet something holds you back from fully participating in the present moment. It's a challenge to balance your desire for pleasure now with your need to establish a deeper and more intimate connection. There's no reason for endless analysis. Just keep bringing your attention back to the current situation and act from your heart, not your head.

I Beat That Bitch W/A Bat.

Remember this? It's been in my head. It brings me back to the days when I used to wear tight, low cut jeans with little shirts.

My Guilty Pleasure....

I can't help it. Speak Spanish to me. I don't care what you say. Just do it.

Best Weekend Ever Part II.

This is Ken.

This guy had a big butt.




I thought someone was sleeping on this couch. Turns out it was just trash.

This is our names on Ken's back. Ken said my hand style sucks. True.

He did't want his picture taken. I forget where he was from, but I took his picture just because he told me not to.



Oh my...

This speaks for itself.



This guy was talking about how we all have the right to assemble, and have guns, and whatever else...I was falling asleep and knodding my head in aknowledgement the whole train ride...He said he's going to take over DC. I told him I wanted a picture of his shirt, but really, I wanted to take a picture of him in all of his crazy glory.


Bananalog.

Best Weekend Ever Part I.

Whatcha eatin there, Sport?

"A apple."

Every Monday I buy 5 apples from the farmer's market @ Union Square.
I always save the biggest one for Friday.

5 days to work - one whole day to play.

ACID RAIN.